Chase Mitchell writes a really funny "Add It Up" column in this week's Creative Loafing (citing 99XWatch as a source.) The subject? Barnes v. TJ&L. Here are some some of the "statistics" from the column:
Number of years Steve Barnes worked as an on-air personality for 99X before leaving to focus on an "acting career": 11
Internet Movie Database user rating (out of 10) for No Witness, a 2004 film in which Barnes plays a hitman: 2.3
Percentage of negative user reviews it received, including one that called it "cinematic roadkill" and "a stillborn turd of a film": 100
Rank of the No Witness DVD on Amazon.com in sales: 17,020
