Jimmy Baron writes a funny blog about the best friend vacuum created by Billy Jaffe's departure to New York to do television for the Islanders. Jimmy also explains why Christopher Calandro misses the cut.
He's a sharp guy (except with life decisions) and does make me laugh, but he's out of contention for two reasons.
1) He has two, and only two, styles of wardrobe: Utter Slob and Clown so you're limited to where you can take him, and
2) He doesn't have a penny to his name so he can't do anything.
Also, he'd chew my ear off if I didn't at least mention him as a candidate.
Jimmy also gives a shout out to my screen name on FredToucher.com, "Jaffes leaving?"